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12:22 AM

I hope you had a great weekend.  Mine?  It was real nice.  Thank you for asking.  

I think I told you before that there are a few things hat I wanted to do while living here in Los Angeles.  Well, I am happy to say that all a new door has opened for me.  I can't talk about it right now.  AS SOON AS I CAN, I will let you in!!  

Please don't disappear.  I have to work on this project all of this week and MAYBE some of next week.  I WILL RETURN TO THE SITE!!

Don't leave any messages.  I won't be getting them.

HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND KIDS!!!!!!!!

12:01 AM

IF YOU ARE HEADED TO THE MOVIES

I am going to recommend "Body Of Lies".  I know.  I know.  The previews look like this going to be one big "Bourne" rip off.  It wasn't.  Leo was pretty good in this.  Some of the scenes were amazing.  The director, Ridley Scott, did as much with this movie as could have been done.  It wasn't the Best Movie Of The Year, but it is worth seeing.  The only part that sucked was Russell Crowe.  He couldn't stick to his southern accent.  To me, if you are going to get 10 mil for a film, you better NAIL IT!  If you go see it, let me know what you think.

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THIS IS MY LATEST YOU-TUBE INSTALLMENT



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SHEEEZ!  REMEMBER HOW WE SAID IT'S DANGEROUS TO POST A BUMPER STICKER OF A CANDIDATE?  READ THE NEXT STORY!!

MCCAIN SUPPORTER ASSAULTED

Police in Pittsburgh say a knife-wielding man robbed a McCain-Palin campaign volunteer and etched a "B" into her face after he saw a McCain bumper sticker on the woman’s car. Twenty-year-old volunteer Ashley Todd, of College Station, Texas, was using an ATM just before 9pm Wednesday when a man approached her, put a knife to her throat and demanded money. Todd handed the man $60 she had in her pocket and stepped away from him. The man then noticed the bumper sticker on the woman's car, which was parked in front of the ATM. The man became very angry, made comments to Todd about John McCain and punched her in the back of the head, knocking her to the ground. Police say the man continued to kick and punch Todd repeatedly and said he would teach her a lesson for supporting John McCain. He then carved the "B" into Todd's right cheek. Todd, who isn't familiar with the area, drove to a friend's house nearby and the friend called police.

... In a chilling post to her Twitter account, Todd said she was "Stubbornly searching for a bank of america to avoid ATM fees" and had somehow ended up "on the wrong side of pittsburgh."

... A McCain campaign spokesman said the Senator has spoken with Todd by telephone.

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PALIN MAKEOVER WORTH IT

Jane the Plumber probably can’t afford a $150,000 shopping spree at Neiman Marcus, Saks Fifth Avenue, Barneys and Bloomingdale’s, but professional stylists and image consultants say it’s money well spent for Sarah Palin. A website reported this week that the Republican National Committee has popped for more than $150,000 worth of clothes and accessories for Palin and her family since John McCain chose her as his VP pick in late August. Some are saying that's way too much money, but those in the fashion industry say hold on a minute. One Washington stylist says Palin's "dressing appropriately for the job she is going after." And Los Angeles-based image consultant Patsy Cisneros, who works with candidates running for higher office, said Palin’s transformation was done well on a short timeline. "She is being seen not just locally but globally, and she needs to represent our country. She has to look appropriate for that."

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OBAMA PLANNING $2 MILLION VICTORY PARTY

Barack Obama is getting ready to party. The Chicago Sun-Times reports the presidential candidate is planning a $2 million election night party. A huge stage is being constructed in Chicago's Grant Park, where Obama hopes to declare victory before a cheering crowd that could dwarf the one at the Democratic convention. Back then, "only" 80,000 fans were in attendance that night. This time, it could be hundreds of thousands in the park and its surroundings.

I just HONESTLY find this wrong!!!  I know soooo many people that are fucking jobless or hurting right now.  To know that ANYONE can afford to celebrate themselves with a $2 million party is upsetting!!  Fuck man.  If you are elected...take the donated money and put it to good use...lead by fucking example!!!

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ELISABETH HASSELBECK CAMPAIGNS FOR PALIN

Elisabeth Hasselbeck, from the talk show The View, will join Gov. Sarah Palin on the campaign trail Sunday in the vital battle ground state of Florida. Hasselbeck, a well-known Republican, is the lone conservative on a panel which also includes Whoopi Goldberg and Barbara Walters. She will introduce Palin at two rallies in the Sunshine state.

By the way Elisabeth Hasslebeyotch and Joy "Rosie Wannnabe" Behar got into a serious fight yesterday backstage over their political views.

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MCCAIN HELPED LETTERMAN RATINGS 

Official numbers are in and John McCain's apology tour led CBS' Late Show with David Letterman to its biggest night since Oprah Winfrey's appearance in December 2005. Letterman drew an average of 4.3 million viewers for the week, up 18% from the same week a year ago, and 6.5 million on Thursday, when McCain appeared.


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ANGELINA MAY STOP MOVIE MAKING

Angelina Jolie has hinted that she may give up acting completely and devote all her time to her family. Speaking to the Italian edition of Vanity Fair, Jolie claimed that she has changed priorities and is no longer the "angry young woman" of her 20s. She said: "The kids are my priority, so it's possible that from now on I will make fewer movies. I may even stop altogether. I no longer have the ambition I had in my 20s."

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SHATNER UPSET WITH GEORGE TAKEI

William Shatner is going after his former Star Trek co-star George Takei. In a video posted on Shat's website this week, he lashed out at Takei for not inviting him to his wedding last month. The 77-year-old Shatner said Takei, who played Enterprise helmsman Sulu, apparently harbors a grudge against him that kept him from being invited to Takei's nuptials. "The whole thing makes me feel badly," Shatner said in the video. "Poor man. There is such a sickness there. It's so patently obvious that there is a psychosis there. I don't know what his original thing about me was. I have no idea." Takei and Brad Altman tied the knot September 14. Other Star Trek alums were invited to the ceremony.

... Takei says Shatner was invited, but that he never RSVP'd.

That's exactly why he didn't invite you Shathead...you would have made the whole thing about yourself.  And if you didn't get enough attention, you would have acted like a little bitch at his wedding and then STILL made a video about it afterwards. STFU!!!!

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ANNE HATHAWAY'S EX GOES TO PRISON

Anne Hathaway's former boyfriend, Raffaello Follieri, was sentenced Thursday to 4-1/2 years in prison for cheating investors of millions of dollars by claiming he had Vatican connections that enabled him to buy Roman Catholic Church property at a discount.

... Hathaway’s jailed ex was recently granted phone privileges -- collect calls only -- and according to an insider, Anne's was one of the numbers he dialed. She wasn’t home to accept the charges, but there was a message left on her voice mail from the automated operator.

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THE MOST POPULAR HALLOWEEN CANDY

Adults were recently asked what candy they loved getting when they went trick-or-treating:

1. Reese's peanut butter cups
2. Snickers
3. Candy Corn
4. Kit-Kat
5. Nerds
6. Tootsie-Rolls
7. M&Ms
8. Butterfinger
9. Tootsie Roll Pop
10. Baby Ruth
11. 3 Musketeers
12. Milky Way
13. Skittles
14. Pay Day
15. Crunch bars

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YOU GOTTA GIVE PROPS, WHERE PROPS IS DUE...THIS VIDEO IS TIGHT!

YEP YEP

12:01 AM

Do you think these fuckers are working this scam together?

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Great comment posting from all of you. You are all invited to stop by my place this weekend...unless you know where I live. If you know where I live, stay away!!

Not really much to comment on today.  So, if you don't, I won't be mad.  

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NEW SNL RUMORS

The newest batch of rumors to come out of the Saturday Night Live world have Barack Obama signed on for the November 1 show, the last live taping before the elections. A rep for the show repeated the standard line, that Obama is "not confirmed" and another well-placed show source says that he "wouldn't trust it."

... Those who think there's some truth to the booking say it's not a last-ditch campaigning effort, but rather a make-good appearance, since Obama had to cancel his planned September 13 showing due to Hurricane Ike.

... Another source says while Obama would like to make good on his canceled appearance on Saturday Night Live, some of his staffers think it's a bad idea, given Sarah Palin's huge SNL ratings. Says one political expert, "Not that it matters on voting day, but with just days before an election do you want the media possibly talking about Obama being beaten in the ratings by Palin?"

I don't care who they have on, the show will still suck.  It hasn't been any good in over 10 years.  

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ELLEN TALK PALIN'S GAY MARRIAGE STANCE

Ellen DeGeneres had a message for Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin on her talk show Wednesday: "We should all be equal." Ellen took aim at the Alaska governor for favoring a federal ban on gay marriages. "Basically, she wants to change the Constitution. I don't like it. I don't agree! And maybe it's because I'm gay that I think we should all be equal."

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HRISSIE HYNDE DOESN'T THINK OBAMA WILL WIN

Rocker Chrissie Hynde has said that she doesn't think America is ready to elect Barack Obama. The Pretenders lead singer says she'd doesn't foresee America public putting a black man in the White House when they head to polling stations around the country on November 4. She tells Blender magazine, "I like Obama, but he's not gonna win. Trust me, I know my people. ... To be honest, there's nothing I want to talk about less than politics. I'd rather vomit and lick it up."

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SARAH PALIN HOPES FOR SUMMER WEDDING

Now that Gov. Sarah Palin's daughter has celebrated her 18th birthday, the GOP vice-presidential candidate says she's hoping Bristol and fiancé Levi Johnston -- who are expecting a baby in December -- will tie the knot well before the date next summer the young couple had been eyeing.

Just let the little kid be a bastard.

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FAMOUS PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN HOMELESS

Compiled by HomelessTales.com

• Halle Berry -- In an interview with magazine, US Weekly, Berry stated that she had stayed in a shelter for a time.

• Jim Carrey -- He lived out of a VW van in various locations across Canada with older brother John Carrey, older sister Rita Carrey, and their parents. He also camped in a tent with his family in the back yard of the home of his older sister.

• Kelly Clarkson -- She lived out of a car and in a shelter with her female roommate after a major structural fire forced them out of a 71-unit apartment building in West Hollywood, California, in March 2002.

• Kurt Cobain -- The late musician camped under a bridge in Aberdeen, Washington, and slept in a cardboard box on the porch of a drummer friend; on the hallway floor of an apartment building; in a hospital waiting room; and on old couch in a garage.

• Daniel Craig -- 007 is reported to have slept on a park bench in London while a struggling actor.

• George Eads -- The CSI star lived out of his car in Los Angeles while a struggling actor.

• Kelsey Grammer -- The former Frasier star camped out in the back of a theater next to his motorcycle.

• Cary Grant -- He slept rough on the streets of Southampton, England, during a summer in his youth at the time of World War I.

• David Letterman -- He spent time living out of his Chevy pickup truck while struggling to establish his career.

• Jim Morrison -- The singer/songwriter once said he slept on rooftops, in cars, under the pier at Venice Beach, California, and 'couch surfed' at friends' apartments.

• Harland "Colonel" Sanders - The founder-spokesperson of the Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant chain became homeless at age 10 when his mother remarried and he left home due to altercations with his stepfather. As an adult he slept on the back seat of his car because he couldn't afford lodging as he traveled around the U.S. and Canada, sometimes with his wife, Claudia, trying to sign up restaurants to use his special fried chicken recipe for a franchise licensing fee.

• William Shatner -- After the cancellation of Star Trek, he traveled the east coast appearing in a play on the summer theater circuit and sleeping in a camper with his dog, a Doberman pinscher. "I had three children and an ex-wife to support and I was just about broke. I lived out of the back of my truck, under a hard shell. It had a little stove, a toilet, and I’d drive from theater to theater. The only comfort came from my dog, who sat in the passenger seat and gave me perspective on everything."

• Martin Sheen -- He slept in New York City subway while a young struggling actor.

• Hillary Swank -- In 1989, when she was 15, Swank and her mom packed up their Oldsmobile Delta 88 and, with just $75, headed to Los Angeles. They lived in the car until a friend gave them a place to stay. Swank’s mom used a pay phone to book her daughter for auditions.

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WHAT YOUR SOCIAL NETWORK SAYS ABOUT YOU

• The Facebook user: friendly, addicted, if only slightly obsessive
• The MySpace user: youthful, music-loving, and kind of creepy
• The Tribe user: alternative, funky, hanging on for dear life
• The Twitter user: energetic, manic, easily distracted
• The Tumblr user: creative, impatient, likes new toys
• The Digg user: dedicated, up to date, manboy-ish
• The Del.icio.us user: obsessive-compulsive, intelligent, bored with life
• The Flickr user: flashy, photogenic, invasive
• The Wikipedia user: brainy, invisible, sponge-like

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SIGNS YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR HER

AskMen

You're always dumbing down conversations around her -- And it's not just her... it's her entire social universe. Her friends, her family and her coworkers all seem to have an extremely limited vocabulary. If your cat can match her wit, it’s one of the signs you’re too good for her.

None of your friends like her -- Your friends don't like her and they seem to have independently verified that she's awful. You've spent a lot of time cultivating your social circle to serve as just this type of guard when you're in completely over your head, so trust your safety net. If she can't make simple conversation with your friends, you're too good for her.

You're always encouraging her -- If, on a regular basis, you find yourself encouraging your girlfriend to go out and really experience life outside the couch or mall, you're in all likelihood too good for her. There are certain people for whom ambition or enthusiasm for the future are just plain anathema. You're not going to be her catalyst and all you're doing now is wasting valuable energy and focus that you should be spending on your own life.

She can't pay for anything -- When it comes time to pick up the check for a dinner, a movie or just about anything else the two of you are undertaking she is nowhere to be found. There are two types of women for whom this is a problem: The first is just oblivious to the fact that she should actually pitch into the relationship. The second is just without the ability and just doesn't seem to have any income.

She's amazed by what you take for granted -- At a certain point in life, certain realities set in and some things are just taken for granted. After college, a paycheck certainly falls into this category. If your girlfriend is dumbstruck by your ability to garner income, you're staring into the abyss of someone who cannot hold a job. This may be a warning sign of future problems. Other things that she’s awestruck by include paying bills, utilities or credit cards on a monthly basis. These should all let you know you're too good for her.

She has poor hygiene -- If you've noticed on numerous occasions that there is a certain unpleasant odor emanating from your betrothed, it may be time to move on. Some people are merely untidy while others endanger your health. You can try mentioning in passing that there seems to be something amiss, but by and large, you're going to be facing a recurring and uphill battle if you want her to change.

She is devoid of natural curiosity -- The universe is a strange and mysterious place. Every day you come across phenomena that nearly cry out for further explanation. At least you thought so, until you met your current girlfriend. If you've been together for a while and you've never heard her mention travel or a book she has read, you're in trouble. Conversations based upon first-hand experience from your day are both powerfully limiting and dull.

She gets in trouble with the law -- There is a time when authority figures are challenged and boundaries are defined. It's called adolescence. It's when your juvenile record can be sealed and expunged. If she's still shoplifting or finding herself on the business side of a DUI conviction, that's just reckless and is endangering your future. It shows that she hasn't developed a sense of what is right or wrong, nor does she have any respect for the possessions of others.

Her best asset is her looks -- Relationships are a growing concern. You're supposed to find other qualities that endear her to you beyond the initial physical attraction. If you haven't found anything like that and in fact have found many qualities that the good looks are covering up for, then you're too good for her.

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KEEPIN' IT SIMPLE

12:01 AM

I'm going to keep this written blog simple.  I would like you to comment on these two stories...if you will:

OPRAH OFFERS TO PRODUCE OBAMA SPECIAL

Sources say Oprah Winfrey has offered to produce Barack Obama's half hour primetime special set to air on Fox, CBS and NBC next week (October 29). If Obama accepts, Oprah's Chicago studio would be at the campaign's disposal.

... The TV production rumors follow political speculation that Winfrey could become Obama's ambassador to Great Britain. Several sources said that Winfrey's name was mentioned alongside Caroline Kennedy's as a possible candidate.

Questions:

1.  Does it bother you that Oprah is going to such great lengths to get Obama elected?

2.  Should she give equal time to McCAin /Palin with the understanding that her audience is made up of both supporters, or should she satisfy her own interests?

2.  What the fart is going on with the ambassador position?  What is that?  What would her duties be? 

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MICHAEL VICK WANTS EARLY RELEASE

Michael Vick will plead guilty in Virginia to state dogfighting charges in hopes of securing an early release from federal prison and possibly returning to football next year. The Virginian-Pilot newspaper reported Tuesday that the former NFL star quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons wants to enter a halfway house. Attorneys want permission for Vick to plead guilty in a video-teleconference from Leavenworth, Kansas, where he is serving a two-year prison sentence on federal dogfighting charges. He's scheduled to be released on July 20 but could enter a halfway house program in January to prepare his way for a return to society. Vick's release would come as National Football League clubs begin training camps for the 2009 season.

Questions:

1.  Has Michael done enough time?

2.  Would you want him on your team?  He is a damn good QB.

3.  Is he a guy that made a mistake, or is he an asshole that doesn't deserve to make the millions?

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I DIDN'T LIKE THIS FUCKER...UNTIL I GOTTO THE END...NOW I LOVE HIM



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THE 2008 WORLD SERIES: FAST FACTS

The first World Series was played in 1903.

Before the World Series, the champions in baseball were decided by a three game series called The Championship of the United States. The series featured the champions of the National League and the American League.

The first series featured the Boston Americans versus the Pittsburgh Pirates. The Boston Americans won.

Only twice has the World Series not been held: 1904 and 1994. The 1904 Series didn't happen because of a feud between the leagues. The 1994 World Series was canceled on September 14 of that year due to an ongoing strike by the Major League Baseball Players Association, which had begun on August 12.

The most all-time championships: New York Yankees - 26

Three teams had never appeared in the World Series: Seattle, Texas, and Washington.

This is the first World Series appearance for the Phillies since 1993 when the team lost to the Toronto Blue Jays, and the first-ever franchise appearance in the Fall Classic for the Tampa Bay Rays.


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MOST POPULAR VIDEO GAME CHARACTER

The first game to feature Sonic was launched in 1991. Top 10 popular video game characters, according to a new survey of gamers:

Sonic the Hedgehog

Super Mario

Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)

Donkey Kong

Pac Man

Link (The Legend of Zelda)

Max Payne

Pikachu (Pokemon)

Niko Belic (Grand Theft Auto series)

Blanka (Street Fighter)


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RESTAURANT PUNS

Real restaurants with punny names!


Grounds for Divorce, Santa Barbara, CA

Cup-A-Cabana, Corvallis, OR

Grateful Bread, Seattle, WA

The Boston Sea Party (chain)

Maine-ly Lobster, Albuquerque, NM

Somethings Fishy, Santa Barbara, CA

Wholly Mackerel, Jackson, MS and Covington, LA

Seoul Food (Korean barbecue), CO

Thai Tanic, Sydney, Australia

Thai Foon, San Diego, CA and Newton, New South Wales, Australia

Eggspectations, Montreal, PQ

Pelicatessen Fine Foods, Naples, FL

Sub Contractor, Pompano Beach, FL

For Heaven's Cakes, Atlanta, GA

Lox, Stock and Bagel, (chain)

Pastabilities, Syracuse, NY

The Whole Enchilada, Moss Landing, CA

Off the Eaten Path, Tampa, FL

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COOL AS FUCK!

12:34 AM

UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. I took down the O"Obama Assassination" Video. You can watch my Video Blog to see why.

2. I took myself off of tonight's schedule.

3. I'm cool as fuck! WAIT!!!  That ain't no update. That is just common knowledge fool.


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1991 UFO NEAR MISS IN BRITAIN

A passenger jet had a 'near miss' with a UFO as it flew in to Heathrow Airport. Newly released Ministry of Defense files have revealed that in 1991 the captain of the Alitalia airliner saw a brown missile-shaped object shooting past them overhead. He shouted "Look out - look out" to his co-pilot during the incident, but the UFO was not identified. The Ministry of Defense ruled out a missile or weather balloon. The unexplained close encounter is one of 19 files covering sightings between 1986 and 1992 being made available online this week.

... Others include a Royal Air Force pilot who was told to shoot down a massive UFO and a 14-year-old who saw a missile flying at low level, before it disappeared up through the clouds.

What do you think?  Do you believe in UFOs?  Were these fuckers on drugs?  Do you want me to give my theory again...in my next Video Blog?

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WARREN BUFFETT GIVES BIG

Beloved billionaire Warren Buffett has a heart of gold -- and the giving spirit of the Berkshire Hathaway CEO has landed him atop Condé Nast Portfolio’s list of the United States’ 50 most generous billionaires. The magazine ranks the money men’s (and women’s) philanthropy relative to their wealth, crunching the numbers to come up with the business mag’s Generosity Index. Other big-hearted billionaires on the list include eBay founder Pierre Omidyar (ranked eighth), Oracle’s Larry Ellison (ranked 21st), Google co-founders Larry Page and Sergey Brin (ranked 28th and 31st, respectively) and Bill Gates (ranked second).


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EVIDENCE OF EARLY DRUG USE FOUND

Dealing Drugs may now be the oldest profession. Archaeologists found ceramic bowls, as well as tubes for inhaling drug fumes or powders, which appear to have originated in South America between 100BC and 400BC. While the use of such paraphernalia for inhaling drugs is well-known, the age of the bowls has thrown new light on how long humans have been taking drugs. Scientists believe that the drug being used was cohoba, a hallucinogen made from the beans of a mimosa species. 

 Did you know that Freud used cocaine?  True.  Look it up...real interesting.  Did you know that Hitler was hooked a form of meth?  Also true.  I'll talk about it soon on one of my Video Blogs.

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YOUTUBE SPEEDER JAILED

A motorcyclist who posted a video on the Internet of him riding at speeds up to 129 miles per hour and doing dangerous stunts in Britain was jailed for 12 weeks Monday. A clip posted on YouTube showed 28-year-old Sandor Ferenci performing a variety of motorcycle tricks on his Yamaha as well as racing on the wrong side of the road in June. Prosecutors said a motorist who observed Ferenci's stunts took down his registration number and passed it to police, who traced him to his home. When officers arrived to question him, at the time unaware of the Internet clip, Ferenci immediately asked: "Is this about the YouTube video?" Police then viewed the footage, filmed by a friend from various angles.

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EARLY MADONNA RECORDING RELEASED

More than two decades ago in a Queens basement, Madonna recorded music that's never before been released (listen). Now, Madonna biographer Andrew Morton offers a previously unreleased tape that includes Madonna singing some of the first ever songs she wrote. The tape was made by Ed Gilroy and his brother Dan, Madonna’s ex-boyfriend, who lived with the singer in the basement of a Queens synagogue. The audio is a combination of Madonna's acceptance speech when she was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame earlier this year, interspersed with her early recordings. The lost tapes begins with Madonna and Dan in bed. She’s encouraging him to go running. It then cuts to her speech where Madonna says how she was fortunate to have people like Dan Gilroy who believed in her. Then flashback back 27 years... "I'm going to strangle him," she joked before breaking out into one of the songs, "Born to be a Dancer."

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MADONNA'S BROTHER ON HER DIVORCE

Even though they have not always gotten along, Christopher Ciccone is still there for Madonna. The author has reached out to his estranged sister in the midst of her split from Guy Ritchie, whom he wrote about in his recent book, Life With My Sister Madonna. In a statement to In Touch, Christopher says, "I will not be commenting on her divorce as that is a private matter between her and Guy Ritchie and would consider any commentary on my part dishonorable and disrespectful."

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CHEVY CHASES ON SARAH PALIN

 

Former SNL star Chevy Chase says he wasn’t impressed by Sarah Palin's appearance on SNL. "Quite frankly, it’s a big mistake to let her go on," Chase told Access Hollywood at a Sunday benefit in New York. "What was brilliant about Lorne (Michaels) was that he had nothing written for Sarah and that apparently she cannot improvise herself out of a paper bag!"

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YOUR WORLD SERIES SCHEDULE

All games air on Fox at 8p ET

• 10/22 - Game 1: Philadelphia Phillies @ Tampa Bay Rays
• 10/23 - Game 2: Philadelphia Phillies @ Tampa Bay Rays
• 10/25 - Game 3: Tampa Bay Rays @ Philadelphia Phillies
• 10/26 - Game 4: Tampa Bay Rays @ Philadelphia Phillies
• 10/27 - Game 5 (if necessary): Tampa Bay Rays @ Philadelphia Phillies
• 10/29 - Game 6 (if necessary): Philadelphia Phillies @ Tampa Bay Rays
• 10/30 - Game 7 (if necessary): Philadelphia Phillies @ Tampa Bay Rays

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SCREAM 2008 AWARDS

SpikeTV won’t air the Scream 2008 Awards until tonight (Tuesday) but the award show has already been filmed.

• The Ultimate Scream Movie: The Dark Knight
• Best Comic Book Movie: The Dark Knight
• Best Sequel: The Dark Knight
• Best Superhero: Christian Bale as Batman in The Dark Knight
• Best Villain: Heath Ledger as The Joker in The Dark Knight
• Best Actor in a Fantasy Movie or TV Show: Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight
• Best Supporting Performance: Gary Oldman in The Dark Knight
• Best Science Fiction Movie: Iron Man
• Best Actor in a Science Fiction Movie or TV Show: Robert Downey Jr. in Iron Man
• Best Fantasy Movie: Hellboy II: The Golden Army
• Best Horror Movie: Sweeney Todd
• Best Remake: Halloween
• Best Screen to Comic Adaptation: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season Eight
• Best Actor in a Horror Movie or TV Show: Johnny Depp in Sweeney Todd
• Best Actress in a Fantasy Movie or TV Show: Angelina Jolie in Wanted
• Best Actress in a Horror Movie or TV Show: Liv Tyler in The Strangers
• Best Actress in a Science Fiction Movie or TV Show: Milla Jovovich in Resident Evil: Extinction
• Breakout Performance: WALL-E in Wall-E
• Most Memorable Mutilation: Bitten by Vagina with Teeth in Teeth
• Best TV Show: Dexter
• Best Comic Book: Y: The Last Man
• Best Comic Book Artist: Gabriel Ba, The Umbrella Academy: Apocalypse Suite
• Best Comic Book Writer: Grant Morrison, Batman, Final Crisis
• Most Shocking Comic Book Twist: The X-Men Disband After Professor X is Shot in the Head by Bishop
• The Holy Sh#@! Scene of the Year: The Big Rig Flips Over in The Dark Knight
• Best Director: Christopher Nolan, The Dark Knight
• Best Screamplay: The Dark Knight by Christopher Nolan, Jonathan Nolan and David Goyer
• Best F/X: The Dark Knight
• Best Line: “I believe whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stranger” by The Joker in The Dark Knight

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  Should you be allowed to vote?

12:01 AM

Yo bitches...wassup? I had a very full and eventful weekend. I shall talk about it tomorrow. No video blog today...I ain't feelin' it.  I am an artist...I must be in the zone before giving back to my people.



Here is the McCain / Obama video that I created and played on my show Thursday Night.

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Here is the video I did on THE WORLD'S BEST CELEBRITY COUPLE

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And here is yet one more video. I put this together yesterday while sitting on the internet. You know me...I like to say things or post things on occasion that might get people riled up or trippin'...but don't trip dog!!!

Do me a favor...post this around on blogs and pass it along to your friends...I like to see people's reaction to shit like this.


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COLIN POWELL ENDORSES BARACK OBAMA

Former Secretary of State Colin Powell on Sunday endorsed Barack Obama for president. Powell said both Obama and Republican John McCain are qualified to be commander in chief. But he said Obama is better suited to handle the nation's economic problems as well as help improve its standing in the world.

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GOV. SARAH PALIN ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE

Alaska Governor Sarah Palin made her long-rumored and long-awaited appearance on Saturday Night Live over the weekend, appearing in the show's opening segment and then again later on Weekend Update. (Watch it)

... Early results show NBC scored its highest ratings for the late-night show in 14 years. Nothing has done better since ice skater Nancy Kerrigan visited after her Olympics drama with Tonya Harding in 1994. Nielsen Media Research estimates that between 14 million and 17 million people were tuned in for the first half hour, when the opening skit happened.

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MAX PAYNE TAKES BOX OFFICE CROWN

Max Payne beat George W. Bush -- and a couple of others -- at the weekend box office. The video game action movie starring Mark Wahlburg debuted at No. 1, pulling in $18 million and bumping two-time box office champ Beverly Hills Chihuahuah down to second. The Secret Life of Bees debuted in third, followed by Oliver Stone's W.

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IS TENNIS COACH THE REASON FOR DUCHOVNY-LEONI BREAK-UP?

A 28-year-old tennis coach by the name of Edit Pakay spoke to a British newspaper about her close relationship with David Duchovny, who announced his separation from Tea Leoni shortly after leaving rehab for sex addiction. Edit admitted: "We have a very, very close friendship. I don't want to be the third person in the marriage but I know it can be seen that way. David and I are very close friends and we still play tennis together. He's an excellent player. He likes physically strong, fit women. He is in great shape. He is a wonderful man. He's a very intelligent, very kind and good man." When asked directly if her relationship with the film and TV star had developed into a full-blown affair, Edit said: "I don't want to say anything that might hurt David. I am not going to deny it. I don't know what our relationship means to him."

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ANGELINA JOLIE ADMITS SHE FELL FOR BRAD PITT DURING FILMING

In an interview with The New York Times, Angelina Jolie casually mentions how she fell for partner Brad Pitt while they were filming Mr. & Mrs. Smith. "Not a lot of people get to see a movie where their parents fell in love," says Angelina of wanting her children to see the action film. This revelation should end the years of speculation about whether their romance started while Brad was still with Jennifer Aniston, which in fact he was during the filming of the hit movie.

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MADONNA-GUY RITCHE SPLIT DUE PARTLY BECAUSE OF BODY OBSESSION

Madonna's split from Guy Ritchie was partly attributed to her obsession with her body image, says a close friend. The singer reportedly insisted on keeping up a four-hour fitness program, even if it came at the cost of spending time with Ritchie. The insider said in the end, the film director often gave up waiting and went to see his friends instead.

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BASS SAYS TIMBERLAKE WILL TIE THE KNOT SOON

Lance Bass has predicted that Justin Timberlake will tie the knot sooner rather than later. The singer thinks that his former 'N Sync bandmate is eager to start a family with actress Jessica Biel, his girlfriend of almost two years. Earlier this month, it was reported that Timberlake had proposed to Biel in Rome.

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NEW IN THEATERS FRIDAY

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3: SENIOR YEAR (G)

• Zac Efron, Vanessa Anne Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale, etc.
• Troy, Gabriella and the rest of the Wildcats plan an elaborate spring musical to express their experiences, hopes and fears for their futures.

PRIDE AND GLORY (R)

• Edward Norton, Colin Farrell
• A detective must investigate allegations of corruption at his older brother's precinct.

SAW V (R)

• Tobin Bell, Shawnee Smith
• A new disciple carries on the Jigsaw legacy.

TIM BURTON'S THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS 3-D (PG)

• Voice: Danny Elfman, Chris Sarandon, Catherine O'Hara, Paul Reubens
• A 3-D version of the 1993 film. Jack Skellington, king of Halloweentown, discovers Christmas Town, but doesn't quite understand the concept.

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THE GERMIEST SURFACES YOU TOUCH EVERY DAY

• Purses and Wallets
• Remote Control
• My sweat balss
• Laundry Machines
• Cutting Board
• Your Phone
• Water Fountains
• Buttons (ATMs, elevators, telephones, soda machines, etc.)
• Yoga Mats
• Airplane Bathroom
• Shopping Carts

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND

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JOE THE PLUMBER IS NO PLUMBER

 Joe the Plumber is not exactly a plumber, and he's "not even close" to making the kind of money that would result in higher taxes from Democrat Barack Obama's proposals. And Joe the Plumber has such an aversion to taxes that a lien was filed against him by the state of Ohio. That's the information that's come out in the (36) hours since Joe the Plumber became a household name after Wednesday night's presidential debate. John McCain mentioned him more than 20 times to use him as a symbol of hard-working Americans who would be hurt by Obama's tax policies. Obama and Joe Wurzelbacher met earlier in the week in Toledo, where Wurzelbacher said Obama's plans to raise taxes on those making $250,000 a year or more would penalize him in his plans to buy the plumbing business for which he works. But, Wurzelbacher told the Associated Press that he's not a licensed plumber -- and that because he works for a small company that does residential work, he said, he doesn't need to be. And Joe owes the state of Ohio $1,182 in personal income taxes.

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NO ONE SAID "KILL HIM" AT SARAH PALIN RALLY

The agent in charge of the Secret Service field office in Scranton, Pennsylvania, said allegations that someone yelled “kill him” when presidential hopeful Barack Obama’s name was mentioned during Tuesday’s Sarah Palin rally are unfounded. The Scranton Times-Tribune first reported the alleged incident on its website Tuesday and then again in its print edition Wednesday. The first story appeared with allegations that while congressional candidate Chris Hackett was addressing the crowd and mentioned Obama’s name a man in the audience shouted “kill him." Secret Service agent Bill Slavoski said he was in the audience, along with an undisclosed number of additional secret service agents and other law enforcement officers and not one heard the comment. He said the agency conducted an investigation Wednesday, after seeing the story, and could not find one person to corroborate the allegation.

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MCCAIN HATER DROPS DOG FECES IN TRUCK

A Minnesota man was ticketed for unlawful dumping after admitting to putting dog feces in his neighbor's truck for political reasons. Police say a man told police he has found small baggies of dog feces in the back of his pickup truck for the past few weeks. The feces started appearing in his truck right after he put a 2-foot-by-4-foot John McCain sign there. He and his family watched the truck trying to catch the culprit, but didn't have any luck until Wednesday when his mother and brother saw someone from the neighborhood. They confronted the 45-year-old man, who admitted to it and said it was childish. When police later spoke with the neighbor, he told officers he did it because he "hates McCain."

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MCCAIN'S BLINKING COULD CAUSE HIM TO LOSE

Boston University psychology professor J.J. Tecce said McCain outblinked Barack Obama during the their three debates. And, says Tecce, candidates who blink more than their opponents in debates tend to lose presidential elections. Tecce says people "are picking up McCain's rapid blinking and saying, There's something about him that's awfully twitchy and nervous and I don't think I want to vote for that guy." Tecce said rapid blinking is an indicator of negative emotions such as fear, pain or stress. Most people blink 10 to 20 times per minute, a rate that increases to between 30 and 50 times per minute if they're in front of a television camera.

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BOOKMAKER SAYS OBAMA WILL WIN, PAYS OUT

The presidential race is over, as far as Ireland's biggest bookmaker is concerned. Paddy Power PLC says it is so sure Barack Obama will win the U.S. presidential election that it paid off Thursday on all bets it had taken backing the Democratic candidate. It said it shelled out more than $1.35 million. In a statement the bookmaker said, "We declare this race well and truly over and congratulate all those who backed Obama — your winnings await you." Powers said the biggest winner among the Obama bettors was someone who gambled $134,000 and got back $201,000.

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FINAL DEBATE DIDN'T ROCK THE RATINGS

The third and final presidential debate failed to rock the ratings Wednesday night. The testy clash in Long Island between Barack Obama and John McCain was seen by 56.5 million viewers. That's 8% higher than the first debate held on a Friday and 11% lower than the second bout, held on a Tuesday.

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STEPHEN BALDWIN WANTS TO BOX OBAMA

Stephen Baldwin, who has threatened to move to Canada if Barack Obama is elected, has now challenged the candidate to box for charity. "I'd like to knock some good sense into Barack," Alec's right-wing brother says. "I wouldn't hurt him. But if he wins the election, he'll hurt me. He's a cultural terrorist."

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GUY RITCHIE GREW TIRED OF THE CIRCUS

Guy Ritchie thought his marriage with Madonna was like "a circus" before it ended. Sources say the director grew tired of the "song and dance" that accompanied being married to the 50-year-old popstar. According to a British tabloid, Ritchie told a friend: "I just wanted a regular husband and wife thing. But it was always a great song and dance just to do ordinary stuff. ... I want to be able to go about my business and live my life without all the hoopla. ... Unfortunately, she can't live without all the hoopla. Our marriage was a three-ring circus in the end."

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NEW IN THEATERS TODAY

MAX PAYNE (PG-13)

• Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Beau Bridges
• A maverick cop faces a supernatural battle when he descends into a dark underworld to find those who killed his family and his partner.

THE SECRET LIFE OF BEES (PG-13)

• Dakota Fanning, Paul Bettany, Jennifer Hudson, Queen Latifah
• Haunted by memories of her late mother, 14-year-old Lily Owens runs away with her friend and caregiver Rosaleen to the South Carolina town that holds the key to her mother's past. There, Lily meets the Boatwright sisters, who take her in and teach her about beekeeping, honey and the Black Madonna.

W. (PG-13)

• Josh Brolin, Elizabeth Banks, Richard Dreyfuss, Thandie Newton, James Cromwell, Ellen Burstyn
• The life and controversial presidency of George W. Bush.
• The Washington Post calls W. an "extended Saturday Night Live skit".

SEX DRIVE (R)

• Josh Zuckerman
• Ian has always been the best friend, but not the boyfriend, and thinks he's the last American virgin. His luck changes when he meets Danielle online, who's pretty and sweet, and really seems to like him. Trouble is, Ian and Danielle live in different parts of the country. When Danielle makes him an offer he can't refuse, Ian steals his brother's '69 GTO and sets out to meet his girlfriend in person and lose his virginity.

NEW ON DVD THIS WEEKEND

Movies:

• Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
• The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
• Alien-Predator Total Destruction Collection

Television:

• CSI - Season 8
• Nash Bridges - Season 1
• The Partridge Family - Season 3

New on Blu-ray:

• The Matrix
• Poltergeist
• Romancing the Stone
• Casino
• Interview with the Vampire

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SEVEN WEBSITES THAT CAN SAVE YOU THOUSANDS

Shopsmart, a division of Consumer Reports, has scoured the web, looking for the sites that save you the most.

For User Reviews: Buzzillions.com

This up-and-comer has user reviews on everything from cars and electronics to lower-ticket items like cosmetics, clothing and shoes to help you find the best products and avoid the worst. Tip: Sort by lowest ratings first to get the scoop on products to avoid, or Google the name of the product and "complaints" to weed out poor products.

For Money Back: Ebates.com

You can sign in and shop at 900 participating merchants. After you check out, Ebates.com credits your account with a rebate, which can be as high as 26 percent, though most are in the 1 to 4 percent range. The site also lets you donate your rebate to charity. Be sure to click on the "daily double" tab. For that day, rebates from a selected retailer are doubled.

Shipping Deals: Freeshipping.org

Click on a product category such as "coffee and tea" or "women's apparel" and scroll
down the list to see minimum purchases for free shipping at more than 800 major retailer sites. You can also search by store or about-to-expire offers.

Freebies: Heyitsfree.net

Heyitsfree is a blog that was started by 25-year-old Ryan Eubanks who scours the Web daily to find offers that are truly worth the bother and posts them on his nicely designed site.

Bargain Prices: Pricegrabber.com

This site makes it easy to compare the prices of whatever products you're shopping for. Unlike many other price-comparison sites, Pricegrabber.com lets you calculate the total cost of an item, including shipping and tax. Seller ratings, which can be sorted by highest to lowest or by most recent, are also helpful.

Coupon Codes: Retailmenot.com

Lots of sites aggregate hundreds of coupon codes that you can plug in at retailer Web sites to get discounts. To find them, simply Google a retailer's name and "coupon" or “promotion," and you'll turn up dozens. But many of the codes are expired or invalid. Retailmenot.com helps you find codes that actually work, based on input from shoppers who have used them.

Sale Alerts: Shopittome.com

Who has time to click around the Web looking for sales? This site does the grunt work for you. Sign up, click on your favorite brands, and then click on the kind of stuff you're looking for. The site will send you an email alert daily, twice a week, or weekly with sale alerts, including coupon codes. Tip: Sign up for e-mail delivery on Fridays, when most online retailers

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I'll be live tonight...doing simply...THE GREATEST SHOW EVER!!

The Economy Is Fine...I Checked It

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OBAMA FIRST CANDIDATE TO RUN ADS IN VIDEO GAMES

Too busy playing video games to watch presidential ads on television? Then Barack Obama will find you in the game. In a presidential campaign first, Obama has purchased ad space inside a game. Nine video games from Electronic Arts, ranging from the extremely popular "Madden 09" football game to the street racing "Burnout: Paradise," feature in-game ads from the Obama campaign. The ads -- which appear on billboards and other signage -- remind players that early voting has begun and plug a campaign website. The ads are possible because today's video games are linked to the Internet, where all kinds of software updates are possible at all hours of the day.


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WILL HILLARY RUN FOR PREZ AGAIN SOMEDAY?

Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton puts the chances of her running for president again at near zero. In an interview aired Tuesday on Fox & Friends on the Fox News Channel, Clinton said her chances of running for prez again are zero. And her chances of being nominated to the Supreme Court are the same, since she has no interest.


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U.S. SOLDIER WANTS TO BRING PUPPY HOME FROM IRAQ

More than 10,000 people have signed an online petition urging the Army to let an Iraqi puppy come home with a Minnesota soldier, who fears that "Ratchet" could be killed if left behind. Sgt. Gwen Beberg of Minneapolis wrote "I miss my dog horribly" to her mother in an email Sunday from Iraq, soon after she was separated from the dog following a transfer. Beberg is scheduled to return to the U.S. next month. Ratchet's defenders are ratcheting up their efforts to save him. On Monday, the program coordinator for Operation Baghdad Pups, which is run by Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals International, left for a trip to the Middle East to try to get the puppy to the U.S. And last week, Beberg's congressman, Democrat Keith Ellison, wrote to the Army urging it to review the case. Beberg and another soldier rescued the puppy from a burning pile of trash back in May. Defense Department rules prohibit soldiers in the U.S. Central Command, which includes Iraq, from adopting pets, but exceptions have been made. Operation Baghdad Pups says it has gotten 50 dogs and six cats transferred to the U.S. in the last eight months.  I don't know...times have changed I guess.  When I served in the military about 20 years ago...the only puppies we brought home were dead ones....on the end of a stick...with a hand grenades stuck in their mouths.

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WALL CUT DOWN TO REMOVE OBESE MAN FROM HOME

An extremely obese man who had fallen in his Calverton, New York, home struggled for more than two days alone before finally reaching his phone on Sunday evening to call for help. Upon finding David Schock inside his modular home, firefighters determined he was too large to remove through the front door. With his weight estimated at more than 600 pounds, firefighters were forced to remove one of the home's walls with saws. They then backed an ambulance up to the opening and, with the strength of 10 firefighters, hoisted Schock inside.  How funny would it be, to have a high-jumping event for dudes that are at leat 500 lbs?

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ALICIA KEYS LEADS WITH MOST AMA NOMINATIONS

Award-winning singer Alicia Keys might want to clear off some space on her mantel: She was nominated Tuesday morning for five American Music Awards, the most for any artist this year. Coming in second to Keys are the British quartet Coldplay and veteran rockers the Eagles, with four apiece. Next in line, with three nods each, are rap superstar Lil Wayne and R&B hit-maker Chris Brown. All five acts are competing for the highest honor: Artist of the Year. The show will air live on November 23 from the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles, with Jimmy Kimmel once more emceeing.

... The nominees are:

• Pop/Rock: Male artist: Chris Brown, Kid Rock, Usher; Female artist: Mariah Carey, Alicia Keys, Rihanna; Band, duo or group: Coldplay, Eagles, Daughtry; Album: Viva La Vida or Death and All His Friends (Coldplay); Long Road out of Eden (Eagles); As I Am (Alicia Keys).

• Rap/Hip-Hop: Male artist: Flo Rida, Lil Wayne, Kanye West; Band, duo or group: G Unit, Three 6 Mafia, Wu-Tang Clan; Album: American Gangster (Jay-Z), Tha Carter III (Lil Wayne), Graduation (Kanye West).

• Soul/Rhythm & Blues: Male artist: Chris Brown, J. Holiday, Usher; Female artist: Mary J. Blige, Alicia Keys, Rihanna; Album: Growing Pains (Mary J. Blige), EMC2 (Mariah Carey), As I Am (Alicia Keys).

• Soundtracks: Album: Alvin and the Chipmunks, Juno, Mamma Mia!

• Alternative Rock: Artist: Coldplay, Foo Fighters, Linkin Park.

• Adult Contemporary: Artist: Daughtry, Eagles, Jordin Sparks.

• Latin: Artist: Enrique Iglesias, Juanes, Wisin Y Yandel.

• Contemporary Inspirational: Artist: Casting Crowns, MercyMe, Third Day.

• Breakthrough artist: Colbie Caillat, Flo Rida, Jonas Brothers, Paramore, The-Dream.

• Artist of the year: Lil Wayne, Chris Brown, Alicia Keys, Eagles, Coldplay.

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MATTHEW PERRY RETURNING TO SMALL SCREEN

One of TV's favorite Friends is coming back to the small screen. According to Variety, Showtime has picked up the pilot The End of Steve, which stars Matthew Perry as an unhappy TV talk show host whose egomaniacal streak is tested when he's stuck working on a daytime show out of Rochester, New York.

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SIMON COWELL MAKES $36 MILLION JUST FROM IDOL

American Idol former executive producer Nigel Lythgoe recently revealed that Simon Cowell is earning $36 million a year from the show. It’s not news that Cowell makes serious bucks -- but the approximately $22,000 per minute (according to Lythgoe’s calculations) that Cowell earns has fellow Idol judge Paula Abdul especially angry. Rumors put Abdul's salary at closer to $5 to $8 million per season.  Fuck me.


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ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE IS SHRINKING

Rolling Stone magazine is shrinking with the times. After more than four decades of standing out with a larger format than other magazines, it will step back and look like everyone else starting with the October 30 issue, due out this week.  Who the hell buys magazines any more?  Why don't you just read your info on a couple of stone tablets after the dude gets down from the hill?

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A CHANGE IN THE NEXT IRON MAN

Terrence Howard is out of his role as Jim "Rhodey" Rhodes, Tony Stark's best bud and would-be flying partner War Machine, in Iron Man 2, after negotiations with Marvel fell through. The Hollywood Reporter cited "financial differences." Don Cheadle has been tapped as Howard's replacement for the second go-round, in which Rhodes and his heroic alter ego War Machine get a much meatier part.

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TOP RATED TV SHOWS

Week of October 6-12

1. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, CBS, 23.49 million viewers

2. Dancing with the Stars, ABC, 18.59 million viewers

3. NCIS, CBS, 16.3 million viewers

4. Criminal Minds, CBS, 16.19 million viewers

5. CSI: NY, CBS, 15.87 million viewers

6. Desperate Housewives, ABC, 15.51 million viewers

7. Dancing with the Stars Results, ABC, 15.07 million viewers

8. Grey's Anatomy, ABC, 14.8 million viewers

9. The OT, Fox, 14.23 million viewers

10. Two and a Half Men, CBS, 14.07 million viewers

11. CSI: Miami, CBS, 13.88 million viewers

12. Survivor: Gabon, CBS, 13.28 million viewers

13. Sunday Night Football: New England at San Diego, NBC, 13.05 million viewers

14. Eleventh Hour, CBS, 11.37 million viewers

15. Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, ABC, 11.34 million viewers

16. Life On Mars, ABC, 11.33 million viewers

17. Cold Case, CBS, 11 million viewers

18. SNL: Weekend Update, NBC, 10.85 million viewers

19. 60 Minutes, CBS, 10.75 million viewers

20. Bones, Fox, 10.56 million viewers

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ON TELEVISION TONIGHT

PUSHING DAISIES PANTIES DOWN TO HER KNEES (8p ET, ABC) -- Chuck, Emerson and Ned go undercover to help Olive prove that her best friend at the nunnery didn't kill herself but was murdered.

KNIGHT RIDER (8p ET, NBC) -- Pieces of Mike's past are revealed as a lethal poison threatens his life.
 
NLCS GAME 5 (8p ET, FOX) -- FOX has all the action between the Phillies and Dodgers. The Phillies lead the best of seven series 3-1.
 
PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE (9p ET, CBS, ABC, NBC) -- Bob Schieffer is the moderator tonight for the third and final debate between John McCain and Barack Obama at Hofstra University in Hempstead, N.Y.

SEASON FINALE: PROJECT RUNWAY UP YOUR ASS (9p ET, Bravo) -- Three designers have made it to Bryant Park for Fashion Week, but only one will be named the winner.

MYTHBUSTERS AND NUTBUSTERS (9p ET, Discovery Channel) -- Ninjas are steeped in mythology but in this new episode, it's time to separate fact from fiction in the Mythbusters Ninja special 2.

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POLITICS AT THE OFFICE

A recent survey found that more than half of employees say the level of office politics has increased compared with five years ago. Among the "players"...

The Pundit. This person loves to talk office politics and rarely tires of speculating about what's really happening. While the Pundit may provide useful insights on occasion, it's best not to share too much information with this individual, as it could fuel the rumor mill.

The Lobbyist. The Lobbyist is a strong advocate for his or her projects and is adept at gaining buy-in for ideas. While some Lobbyists are effective at building cross-departmental support, others may be unreceptive to outside points of view. When interacting with this person, be aware of the agenda being pushed, and be willing to stand up for your ideas.

The Covert Operator. The Covert Operator often uses manipulation rather than hard work to get ahead. While this type of person can be charming, keep your guard up when dealing with anyone who criticizes a coworker or takes credit for other people's projects.

The Activist. This professional likes to facilitate change within an organization and is quick to take on causes, even those that don't necessarily advance the company's big-picture goals. While the Activist can be a valuable advocate, carefully evaluate the merit of the issues when asked for support.

The Advisor. This person often is closely aligned with a company's leadership and serves as their "eyes and ears." For example, the Advisor could be a senior aide or an executive assistant. Because the Advisor wields significant behind-the-scenes influence, develop a good rapport with him or her.

Interesting...things are different now I guess.  When I was in the work force twenty years ago there was just...the White Guy, the Black Guy, the Asian Dude, the Office Whore, the Ass-hole Boss, the Lil Snitch, and Stinky Fucker that never bathed.

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OUTA TOWN AGAIN KIDS!!

12:01 AM

HUMP IT BUMP IT

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HALLE BERRY: SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE

Alongside a photo spread that shows her in little more than a T-shirt, Halle Berry talks about being the sexiest woman alive, a title Esquire magazine gives her in its November issue. "I don't know exactly what it means, but being 42 and having just had a baby, I think I'll take it."

... For Esquire's November issue, Berry recreated a classic Esquire cover from December 2000, featuring Bill Clinton.

... Halle Berry's baby may have a little sib soon. Halle Berry's beau Gabriel Aubry tells Usmagazine.com that he and the 41-year-old actress are trying to have another baby.

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DEBT CLOCK HAS RUN OUT OF SPACES

The nation’s debt has grown so large that the national debt clock in Manhattan, New York, has to be replaced. The clock was put up in 1989 when the US had a $3 trillion debt. But now in 2008, the clock doesn’t have enough spaces to show the $10 trillion debt we've reached. Plans are currently being made to solve the problem by next year.  It's my understanding that we our a big chunk of our ass to China.  If we elect a black president, then it will be understandable if Barrack says, "I ain't payin' that shit...come to my house and get it bitch."  COMEDY KIDS!!

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GIRL AWAKES TO SNAKE AROUND HER NECK

A teenage girl in Australia awoke when a snake slithered into her bed, wrapped itself around her neck and bit her on the arm. The sixteen-year-old spent two hours at a hospital after the attack.  I'm just sayin'...your grandma used to wake-up with my snake in her rear.

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KIM KARDASHIAN IS ALL REAL

What you see is what you get with Kim Kardashian. At least for now. She says on her blog that she's "not ever had plastic surgery," and accompanies that statement with a voluptuous photo of herself in a bikini at age 14. But the Dancing with the Stars reject hasn't ruled out a little nip 'n' tuck. She blogs, "One day I will definitely get a lift, but I am waiting until after I have kids. Until then I rely on a great supportive bra!"

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SURVEY: MEN PREFER NATURAL BREASTS

A new survey shows men prefer women to have natural breasts rather than fake boobs. The survey of over 2,000 men found 89 percent would rather women kept their natural breasts than invest in a larger, plastic pair.  Interesting.  I could give a shit about wether or not their real...just if they look and feel nice.  And you?

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OLDEST FOOTPRINTS FOUND

Researchers have found what are believed to be the oldest footprints on Earth dating back 570 million years. This pre-dates the period scientists thought creatures first started using legs by 30 million years. The tracks -- found in what was once a shallow sea in Nevada -- form two parallel rows of tiny dots, each about 2 millimeters in diameter. The unknown creature is believed to have had a centimeter-wide body and walked on many spindly legs like an centipede or leg-bearing worm.  Insert John McCain joke here.

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MCCAIN AND LETTERMAN IN TALKS TO MAKE UP

David Letterman and Sen. John McCain are talking about making up. McCain representatives and "Late Show" executives are negotiating an appearance on Letterman's show sometime around the final presidential debate on October 15. McCain is expected to be in the New York area that week for the debate at Hofstra University on Long Island. McCain ticked off Letterman two weeks ago when he abruptly canceled a planned appearance on the late night show several hours before he was due to appear -- claiming he had to return to Washington to deal with the financial crisis. Letterman said on the air that McCain had called him personally to apologize and said he was racing to the airport. But when Letterman producers discovered the Senator sitting down with Katie Couric at the same time he was supposed to be taping The Late Show, Letterman unloaded on McCain -- and has continued to rip the Senator and his running mate, Gov. Sarah Palin, every night since.

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MADONNA SAYS SARAH PALIN CAN'T COME TO HER SHOW

Not that the Alaskan governor has time, but nutjob pop singer Madonna has made her dislike for Sarah Palin very clear by banning the politician from attending her world tour. She shared her political views while performing a show in New Jersey. She told the crowd: "Sarah Palin can't come to my party. Sarah Palin can't come to my show. It's nothing personal." Recently on her tour she used John McCain's image in a video clip alongside scenes of destruction, global warming, starving children and Adolf Hitler.

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BRIGITTE BARDOT DOESN'T LIKE SARAH PALIN, EITHER

French film star-turned-activist Brigitte Bardot took a swipe at Gov. Sarah Palin Tuesday, saying the vice presidential candidate was a disgrace to women. In an open letter to Gov. Palin, Bardot wrote, "I hope you lose these elections because that would be a victory for the world. By denying the responsibility of man in global warming, by advocating gun rights and making statements that are disconcertingly stupid, you are a disgrace to women and you alone represent a terrible threat, a true environmental catastrophe."

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CELEBRITY SAYS NO TO $$$ FOR BABY PHOTOS

Minnie Driver has shunned magazine offers to cash in on the birth of her baby son, by posting a picture of him on MySpace. The British actress has posted the photo on the Internet because she says she simply wanted to share the photo with family and friends. The image of her holding 9lb 12oz Henry was taken shortly after the birth on September 8 in Los Angeles.

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TOP RATED TV SHOWS

Week of September 29 - October 5

1. Dancing with the Stars, ABC, 18.88 million viewers

2. NCIS, CBS, 17.47 million viewers

3. 60 Minutes, CBS, 16.65 million viewers

4. Desperate Housewives, ABC, 15.68 million viewers

5. Dancing with the Stars Results, ABC, 15.49 million viewers

6. The Mentalist, CBS, 15.48 million viewers

7. CSI: NY, CBS, 14.89 million viewers

8. Criminal Minds, CBS, 14.78 million viewers

9. CSI: Miami, CBS, 14.35 million viewers

10. NBC Sunday Night Football: Pittsburgh vs. Jacksonville, NBC, 14.21 million viewers

11. Two and a Half Men, CBS, 13.58 million viewers

12. Survivor: Gabon, CBS, 13.08 million viewers

13. House, Fox, 12.98 million viewers

14. America's Got Talent (Wednesday), NBC, 12.69 million viewers

15. Without a Trace, CBS, 12.61 million viewers

16. Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, ABC, 11.83 million viewers

17. Cold Case, CBS, 11.1 million viewers

18. Amazing Race 13, CBS, 11 million viewers

19. Law & Order: SVU, NBC, 10.39 million viewers

20. Brothers & Sisters, ABC, 10.33 million viewers


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WHO IS THE SCIENTIFICALLY-PROVEN GREATEST MAN ALIVE?

Using a complicated mathematical formula, Esquire magazine came up with a list of the greatest men and women alive. They first broke it town into categories and named the greatest in each:

• SPORTS: Tiger Woods

• BUSINESS: Steve Jobs

• SCIENCE: E. O. Wilson

• DIVA-ISM: Madonna

• LITERATURE: Philip Roth